Casino Manager Gifts

'Careful. The house always wins.'

Capitol. That new representative who used to run a casino seems frustrated. He came here thinking the house always wins!

"Don't bother worrying about that guy, Vince. You know the old saying: 'Cheetahs never win.'"

Hospitality industry turning to casinos.

'We've finally developed a hybrid slot machine-roulette wheel-sports book.'

Casino.

Gambling revenue injected into the economy of the States.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Dance.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Destination casinos...

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Tonto Casino.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'