Casino Industry Professional Gifts

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Destination casinos...

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Tonto Casino.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Trump commissions song

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'