Gaming Store Employee Gifts

'I'd like to trade in this Accountant's Creed for something else. What game you give me?'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

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"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

Tonto Casino.

Men's Prayer Group.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Is there anybody there?"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

"Proper I.Q. required"

'Super size me!!'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."