Game Company Employee Gifts

"Play money?"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Once again, I fold.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

'The firm is downsizing, Oglethorpe -- tell everybody to scrunch up.'

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"I'm glad to see we're all on the same page, but let's try not to tear it."

'Henderson! Have you been drinking again?'

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"Is there anybody there?"

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

'We need more points in the paint.'

"Tom, it's come to my attention that you're trolling for a better job, using your company computer."

We should promote many of our staff to management positions...

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'