Corporate Gamer Gifts

'Staying Competitive in Business' Conference

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

The MBA Draft

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Board Game Hunter

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Developing links within business.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Now that's power."

'We need more points in the paint.'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Commercial space travel is expensive.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Positional authority

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Thanks to compromise they were moving closer.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

"You have to understand Johnson, the most important thing is not how much time you spend at work...But how much of that time you spend brown nosing me!"

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'I know what you're thinking, and, no, it's not a golden parachute.'

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'