Corporate Game Player Gifts

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"Still, Edgar, you were loyal longer than most, and I'd like to thank you for that."

"I like you, Harding...you're a crawler!"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"Marco ..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Spot the fur ball.

Date Night

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'We need more points in the paint.'

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

Heavy Workload

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

Thanks to compromise they were moving closer.

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Coconut shy...