Corporate Gamer Pillows

'Staying Competitive in Business' Conference

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

The MBA Draft

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Developing links within business.

'We need more points in the paint.'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"Now that's power."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Commercial space travel is expensive.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Positional authority

Thanks to compromise they were moving closer.

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"You have to understand Johnson, the most important thing is not how much time you spend at work...But how much of that time you spend brown nosing me!"

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'I know what you're thinking, and, no, it's not a golden parachute.'

"Send in the press, we've completed the takeover."