Corporate Games Pillows

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

"You know what? An old game of Musical Chairs will be a fun way to downsize."

'Gentlemen! This isn't a game! This is 'hard ball'!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Rage.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

Chess on TV

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'We need more points in the paint.'

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Big advantage!!'

'Be good to the people you meet on the way up, Henderson. There'll be plenty of opportunities to get them when you've reached the top.'

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Thanks to compromise they were moving closer.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'