Corporate Games Prints

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

"You know what? An old game of Musical Chairs will be a fun way to downsize."

'Gentlemen! This isn't a game! This is 'hard ball'!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Rage.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Monica Seles

'How about a game of cards?'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

'We need more points in the paint.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Chess on TV

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

'Big advantage!!'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'Be good to the people you meet on the way up, Henderson. There'll be plenty of opportunities to get them when you've reached the top.'

Thanks to compromise they were moving closer.