Corporate Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

The MBA Draft

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"We have an acronym!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"At this office no two days are different."

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Gary turns 40.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A day at the transgenic races

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Parade of Businessmen

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton