Corporate Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

The MBA Draft

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"We have an acronym!"

"At this office no two days are different."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Parade of Businessmen

"How should we divide the teams?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ratminton