Sports And Business Aficionado Gifts

'Why can't the rest of you be true team players, like Wilson?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Football.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.