Corporate Golf Enthusiast Gifts

'Notice to all employees...there is altogether too much goofing off on company time.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

The MBA Draft

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Snooker Golf.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Zeus's Caddy

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Putting Practice.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'