Corporate Golf Pro Gifts

"Wider."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Golfing Boss

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'