Corporate Golf Pro Gifts

"Wider."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Golfing Boss

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."