Golf Pro Gifts

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'Not that slowly back...'

'I think I see your problem...you're standing too close to the ball...after you hit it.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'At least you won't lose so many balls.'

"Much better. Now, we just need to work on that follow through!"

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

The disadvantages of easier golf courses...

'Be careful about distracted driving.'

'Lightning strikes.'

'What a divot?.'

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

'Your best ever drive Fred, long and straight. Unfortunately the hole is this way!'

'Be careful about distracted driving.'

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

King of the Swingers.

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

It can be taken up at any age....

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."