Golf Pro Gifts

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

'Not that slowly back...'

'I think I see your problem...you're standing too close to the ball...after you hit it.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'At least you won't lose so many balls.'

"Much better. Now, we just need to work on that follow through!"

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

The disadvantages of easier golf courses...

'Be careful about distracted driving.'

'Lightning strikes.'

'What a divot?.'

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

'Your best ever drive Fred, long and straight. Unfortunately the hole is this way!'

'Be careful about distracted driving.'

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

King of the Swingers.

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

It can be taken up at any age....

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'