Toy Golf Pro Gifts

Clock Face Golf Set

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

"Duh!"

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Wider."

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

King of the Swingers.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

Rory McIlroy

Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."