Mini-golf Maestro Gifts

Clock Face Golf Set

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Baby Piano

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Violin Player

Model Building

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Take a bow!

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Baby dressed for the opera.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Little Piano

A child busking

Children playing percussion instruments.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Xylophone Icicles.

Bass Clef

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Child with headphones at opera

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf