Mini-golf Maestro Pillows

Clock Face Golf Set

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Baby Piano

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Violin Player

Model Building

Take a bow!

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Baby dressed for the opera.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A child busking

Little Piano

Children playing percussion instruments.

Xylophone Icicles.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

Bass Clef

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Child with headphones at opera

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

'Putter'.