Miniature Golf Master Pillows

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Remote control pirate bully

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Model Building

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Clock Face Golf Set

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

A man working on a model airplane

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Putter'.

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'Model Aircraft.'

'Would you like a cart?'

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

Kids playing doctor.

Shot Putt-Putt.

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"