Miniature Golf Pillows

N.Y.C. Golf, 4th Floor

Ask Sadie. FWD: Sadie – With bodies like ours, how do we measure for a new Belly Putter????? - Jim; RPV, CA. *Actual reader letter. That's a common misconception, Jim. I've never been fitted for any golf club. I've always used something else to send the ball scurrying across the grass … The gale force wind from my lungs! Admittedly, I am talking miniature golf. Do you have any Neosporin?

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Tiny inhabitants of castle on miniature golf course flee in terror from giant golf ball.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

'Mostly it powers the sign'

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'He ran a miniature golf course.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Knight Golfing

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Clock Face Golf Set

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Putter'.

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

Kids playing doctor.

'Would you like a cart?'

Shot Putt-Putt.

Golf Fib

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

Crazy Golf.

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"