Mini-golf Enthusiast Pillows

Crazy Golf.

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Tiny inhabitants of castle on miniature golf course flee in terror from giant golf ball.

'Mostly it powers the sign'

'Would you like a cart?'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Clock Face Golf Set

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Putter'.

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

Golf Fib

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

Kids playing doctor.

Shot Putt-Putt.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Ask Sadie. FWD: Sadie – With bodies like ours, how do we measure for a new Belly Putter????? - Jim; RPV, CA. *Actual reader letter. That's a common misconception, Jim. I've never been fitted for any golf club. I've always used something else to send the ball scurrying across the grass … The gale force wind from my lungs! Admittedly, I am talking miniature golf. Do you have any Neosporin?

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"