Mini-golf Adventurer Pillows

'Putter'.

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Clock Face Golf Set

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

Too many beers at lunch?

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

'Would you like a cart?'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

Kids playing doctor.

'Mostly it powers the sign'