Mini-golf Adventurer Prints

'Putter'.

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Clock Face Golf Set

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'You must address the ball properly first.'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

Too many beers at lunch?

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'I made a hole in one, just like you Tiger!'

'No we do not supply caddies.'

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

'Mostly it powers the sign'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'