Miniature Golf Enthusiast Prints

Ask Sadie. FWD: Sadie – With bodies like ours, how do we measure for a new Belly Putter????? - Jim; RPV, CA. *Actual reader letter. That's a common misconception, Jim. I've never been fitted for any golf club. I've always used something else to send the ball scurrying across the grass … The gale force wind from my lungs! Admittedly, I am talking miniature golf. Do you have any Neosporin?

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Knight Golfing

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Walsh Miniatures

Mini Computer

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

A computer mouse's offspring.

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

The Three Bears - pocket version

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'Putter'.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

Bryant and May match heads

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'