Miniature Golf Enthusiast T-Shirts

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Knight Golfing

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Mini Computer

The Three Bears - pocket version

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

A computer mouse's offspring.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Putter'.

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

Bryant and May match heads

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

Miniature removal van in miniature village