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'Mostly it powers the sign'

'Would you like a cart?'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Clock Face Golf Set

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'Putter'.

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

Golf Fib

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

Kids playing doctor.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

N.Y.C. Golf, 4th Floor

Practice Putting in the Sand Pit

'He ran a miniature golf course.'