Mini-golf T-Shirts

'Putter'.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Would you like a cart?'

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Clock Face Golf Set

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

Golf Fib

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

Kids playing doctor.

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

N.Y.C. Golf, 4th Floor

Practice Putting in the Sand Pit

'He ran a miniature golf course.'