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'No we do not supply caddies.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Clock Face Golf Set

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Putter'.

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'Would you like a cart?'

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

Golf Fib

Kids playing doctor.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

N.Y.C. Golf, 4th Floor