Mini-golf Gifts

'Putter'.

Crazy Golf.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Shot Putt-Putt.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Would you like a cart?'

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

Clock Face Golf Set

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

Golf Fib

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

Kids playing doctor.

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Ask Sadie. FWD: Sadie – With bodies like ours, how do we measure for a new Belly Putter????? - Jim; RPV, CA. *Actual reader letter. That's a common misconception, Jim. I've never been fitted for any golf club. I've always used something else to send the ball scurrying across the grass … The gale force wind from my lungs! Admittedly, I am talking miniature golf. Do you have any Neosporin?

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

Tiny inhabitants of castle on miniature golf course flee in terror from giant golf ball.