Mini Golf Lover Gifts

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

'He ran a miniature golf course.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Putter'.

Sink the putt or else!

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

Golf Fib

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

'Mostly it powers the sign'

Kids playing doctor.

'Would you like a cart?'

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.