Miniature Golfer Gifts

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Knight Golfing

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Clock Face Golf Set

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'Putter'.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Sink the putt or else!

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

Kids playing doctor.

'Would you like a cart?'

'Mostly it powers the sign'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

Golf Fib

"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.