Miniature Golf Master Gifts

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Remote control pirate bully

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Model Building

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Clock Face Golf Set

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

A man working on a model airplane

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Putter'.

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'Model Aircraft.'

Golf Fib

Kids playing doctor.

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

'Mostly it powers the sign'

'Would you like a cart?'