Mini Golf Guru Gifts

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Clock Face Golf Set

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

Largest Divot Trophy.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"You have a good lie."

'Do you know any other poses?'

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