Mini Golf Guru T-Shirts

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Golf lessons

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Largest Divot Trophy.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Clock Face Golf Set

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

"You have a good lie."

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Do you know any other poses?'

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