Miniature Master Gifts

Remote control pirate bully

'The flight is delayed a bit due to increased security measures.'

Little boy ties his pet dog to a model railway track.

"I'm too old to chase prey, so my trick is to start painting miniatures. Natural curiosity takes over and they come closer to have a look: voila!"

A man working on a model airplane

Baby Piano

"He likes it."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Model Building

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Violin Player

Take a bow!

The Bare Minimum

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Sushi Train Set.

Baby dressed for the opera.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.