Mini-golf Instructor Pillows

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'Don't move.'

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

The Golf Gremlin.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Clock Face Golf Set

Golf Hil Divot

'I had a birdie on the seventh and an eagle on the ninth...delicious!'

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved