Mini-golf Instructor Pillows

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Finally! There comes my most important man!

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Don't move.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

The Golf Gremlin.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Tired Woods

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Clock Face Golf Set

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'I had a birdie on the seventh and an eagle on the ninth...delicious!'

Jack's: clubs straightened, balls retrieved