Toy Golf Pro Mugs

Clock Face Golf Set

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Don't move.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Duh!"

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Wider."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

King of the Swingers.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Slippery hand golfer

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"