Video Game Boss Gifts

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Kitchen Tetris

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

The Royal Wii.

Lockdown Brain

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

'Baking is my video gaming.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'