Video Game Boss T-Shirts

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Baking is my video gaming.'