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"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

"Dude, do you even remember why we were so angry."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"When is it my turn?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'It's a nice day. Why don't you two go out and pray.'

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Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

Memory Shtick