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"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'It's my pseudonym.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."

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'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"I actually prefer Richard..."

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

'I think I'm losing it, man. I can't think of a weird name for our baby.'

"Hey. I still haven't come up with some good names yet, OK?"

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"We talk all the time."

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

"Hey! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

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'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

"Our boss has a hard time remembering names. You usually have to wear these for a year or two."