Name Game Player T-Shirts

"Call me Ross. I've always wanted somebody to call me Ross."

Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.'

'It's my pseudonym.'

Earn Extra Cash Now...The Easy Way!

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

'Mr Flyboi17 and Miss Angry_girlllllll.'

"Besides, I don't think Adam and Doris has the right ring to it."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

"Hey! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"

"I actually prefer Richard..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Marco ..."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Spot the fur ball.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Can I be Frank with you?

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

Coconut shy...