Name Game Player Pillows

"Call me Ross. I've always wanted somebody to call me Ross."

Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.'

'It's my pseudonym.'

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

'Mr Flyboi17 and Miss Angry_girlllllll.'

"Besides, I don't think Adam and Doris has the right ring to it."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

"I actually prefer Richard..."

"Marco ..."

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Spot the fur ball.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"Guac-A-Mole"

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

Coconut shy...

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

"No, you may not call me Mrs. Z."

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'