Name Game Champions Pillows

"Hey, man, to us you're just Bob. Around here, we don't do well with last names."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'It's my pseudonym.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"I actually prefer Richard..."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"Alan Orange"? Seriously, your name is "Al Orange"?

'And finally a man who needs no introduction... unless you want to know who he is.'

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

'I think I'm losing it, man. I can't think of a weird name for our baby.'

"We talk all the time."

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

"Our boss has a hard time remembering names. You usually have to wear these for a year or two."

'If Tommy can't play right now - could we use his soccer ball?'