Name Game Champ Pillows

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'It's my pseudonym.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"I actually prefer Richard..."

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

'Yes, I am very good at delegating blame. I'm sure it's due to the way Mom and Dad raised me!'

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"You can't always blame everything on the crows."

"We talk all the time."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

"Our boss has a hard time remembering names. You usually have to wear these for a year or two."