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'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'I'll try blaming it on auto correct and if that doesn't work, I'll blame you.'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'It's my pseudonym.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

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Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

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"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"I actually prefer Richard..."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

'Yes, I am very good at delegating blame. I'm sure it's due to the way Mom and Dad raised me!'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

"Hey! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"We talk all the time."

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"You can't always blame everything on the crows."

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'