Fetch Game Champ T-Shirts

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Once again, I fold.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

'My turn now!'

"Fetch boy!"

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"He's into binge fetching."

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

Two men playing poker with oversized cards; one says to the other, 'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

'If Tommy can't play right now - could we use his soccer ball?'

"Touchdown!"