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"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

The Royal Wii.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

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"When is it my turn?"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

'It's a nice day. Why don't you two go out and pray.'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

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