Fetch Game Champ Gifts

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Once again, I fold.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

'My turn now!'

"Fetch boy!"

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

"He's into binge fetching."

'It's a special technique called cheating.'

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

Dog taking newspaper from post box.

Dog fetching smelly slippers.

'Trying to think of a word for two weeks? How about 'fortnight'?'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Two men playing poker with oversized cards; one says to the other, 'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

'If Tommy can't play right now - could we use his soccer ball?'