Game Champion Gifts

Bernie Muscovitz, Whac-A-Mole world champion (former).

Dogs and their thoughts

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Children playing games

Slug roulette

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Cheater!"

"98...99...100 - coming, ready or not!"

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

'How about a game of cards?'

"When is it my turn?"

Easter Island poker.

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

Dalmatian dog doing dot-to-dot on other dalmatian