Name Game Champion Pillows

"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'It's my pseudonym.'

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

"I actually prefer Richard..."

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

Menu. You should know that Attila doesn't like to be called "Hon."

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

"That one is for beating Eric Trump at Angry Birds."

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

'The boss came up and said, 'there are too many guys named Kevin around here' and so - I was fired!'

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

I worry that your camp concentrates too much on soccer. I'm ok, mom. Really. Specializing is bad for your joints and muscles. Chill, mom. I'm cross-training. Oh. I have very well-conditioned thumbs.

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

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"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

"We talk all the time."

"Hey! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"

"Our boss has a hard time remembering names. You usually have to wear these for a year or two."

'His sister beat him playing a video game.'

'...Oh and could you hit my brother with a thunderbolt for beating my highest score!'

With a name like Carmen Monoxide, her dream of working for the EPA would have to remain just that.